τι είναι "Κοινωνικός αυτοματισμός" μπαμπα???

"Κοινωνικός αυτοματισμός" είναι η κοινωνική λειτουργία εκείνη κατά την οποία κάποιος τρώει κλωτσιές,

κι όταν ουρλιάζει,

κάποιοι διαμαρτύρονται για την ηχορύπανση......


(από το forum του shmmy.ntua.gr)

αφιερωμένο σε όλους τους .... αργόσχολους !

What can I say ?

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go upto the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the secondfloor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice', she thinks, 'but Iwant more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelledto keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, areDrop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'Ican hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the signreads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, areDrop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Και εμείς σ'αγαπάμε...

- Τα ιδιωτικά πανεπηστήμια οφελούν τους φτωχούς αφού θα επιλέγονται απο τους πλουσίους και συνεπώς θα υπάρχουν κενές θέσεις στα δημόσια για τους μη έχοντες.

Σα να μας λέει ότι ο πόλεμος συμφέρει τους υποσιτισμένους αφού εκείνοι σκοτώνονται και έτσι παύουν να πεινάναι.

Τι άλλο Θεέ μου !!!

Give them a break...

Σκληρά εργαζόμενοι του δήμου Αθηναίων... παιδιά δεν βιαζόμαστε σεδώ στην Ελλάδα. Με το πάσο σας.

Στην παραπάνω εικόνα φαίνεται μια από τις σωστές αξιοποιήσεις των φόρων των Ελλήνων φορολογούμενων. Ευτυχώς που υπάρχει κρατική μηχανή και μας λύνει κάθε πρόβλημα...